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“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills
also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM
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pants-pastries-polygons-pleasure:
you GUYS i’m CRYING at this play
Daisy doesn’t only have the strenght of 10 crackheads but their determination too!
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hot cocoa made with water isnt hot cocoa. thats what they made socrates drink to kill him.
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me about to alienate my entire family by telling them that every CEO in the world deserves the chop
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highschool-era me, very obviously struggling with depression: [stops speaking, doesn’t turn in work, skips class to lay on the sidewalk like a dead possum]
my teachers, inputting my 5th failing grade that week:
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This made someone on my Facebook dm me that turned into them telling me how they “don’t agree with the black lives matter people” so yeah. It’s helping me burn bridges that need to be burned.
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the-whovian-down-baker-street:
Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him
Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA
Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*
Baby boomers: oh….oh no….
Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*
bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point
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voulez-vous by ABBA goes hard as fuck and if you say that u don’t do the little a-ha’s with passion then ur a liar
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this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.
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(Source: catchymemes)
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me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love
me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:
PURE
GOALLLLLS
